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I have no interests outside of subjecting my will upon others, reveling in your failure and bathing in your shame. I also enjoy Scrabble®.

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    Posted on 24 Jun 2015 In: Uncategorized

    They Got Their X

    I grew up with the Stars and Bars. Among my childhood swag: a Dukes of Hazzard slot car set, a Dukes of Hazzard lunch box, a Dukes of Hazzard General Lee Matchbox car, a Dukes of Hazzard board game and (of course) the Dukes of Hazard album featuring Tom Wopat singing “Up On Cripple Creek.” [...]

    Posted on 23 Jun 2015 In: Uncategorized

    Saggy Pants: The American Crisis

    A trio of African American youths walked by, their jeans slung low on their hips, the bright hue of their boxer shorts on display. Just like everyone else on the street, they were just going somewhere. A white woman at my side stared holes into the youths before snarling, “Pull your pants up!” Saggy pants [...]

    Posted on 22 Jun 2015 In: Uncategorized

    Confessions of a Not Racist White Guy

    This was going to be a post entitled “10 Reasons Why The New Star Wars Movie is Going to Suck Big Rocks”* but instead of pissing everybody off, I decided to write about racism. I, for one, am not racist, because I know black people. Lots of black people. Some even friend me on Facebook! [...]

    Posted on 11 Jun 2015 In: Uncategorized

    Christopher Lee Brought The Draction

    I am no expert on Christopher Lee. That said, I prefer him to any Count Dracula who has ever graced the silver screen. He was the pissed off Dracula. The Dracula who gave zero fucks. The Dracula who was smooth with the ladies but could also deliver an unbreakable throttling whenever he wanted to. He [...]

    Posted on 10 Jun 2015 In: Uncategorized

    Adios, Truth

    It’s been more than a year since I posted to the Angry Czeck. There was a time when the Angry Czeck was very important to me. But then it all became pointless. You can rage and you can seethe and you can stew in self-righteous anger, but people listen only to their own rage and [...]