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    Posted on 10 Feb 2014 In: Uncategorized


    My wife and sons were visiting friends for a few days, which was a good excuse for my brother to come down and raise some hell with me. “We’ll go to a bar, drink beer, and watch the Cardinals beat the shit out of the Pirates,” I said, reflexively mapping out this manly agenda, a [...]

    Posted on 19 Jun 2013 In: Uncategorized

    Raising Rapists

    Today, tennis superstar Serena Williams issued this formal apology: “What happened in Steubenville was a real shock for me. I was deeply saddened. For someone to be raped, and at only sixteen, is such a horrible tragedy! For both families involved — that of the rape victim and of the accused. I am currently reaching [...]

    Posted on 2 May 2013 In: Uncategorized

    In lieu of a secret volcano lair, a manhole

    Like many middle-class, middle-aged men, I’ve begun the surprisingly laborious process of creating a “man cave.” The premise of a man cave is simple enough: devote a room of the house wholly your own, sans the entrapments of civility inherited by marriage. A stroll through my home is a coordinated, handsomely furnished experience notably absent [...]

    Posted on 1 Apr 2013 In: Uncategorized

    Moses, The Underachieving Husband

    You know that on Easter, I enjoy watching The Ten Commandments starring Charlton Heston.* I own a copy on popular DVD format. (Two discs, plus the bonus features I will likely never watch.) The movie runs for 220 minutes. Watching The Ten Commandments requires a full 15% of your entire Easter. Such devotion compels me [...]

    Posted on 6 Mar 2013 In: Uncategorized

    Saving America from Fox News

    The United States is the greatest country in the world. It’s not even close. Other nations want to be us. We occupy the corner booth at the night club. We are the undisputed land of the free and the home of the brave. And Fox News wants to save us from this. Specifically, Sean Hannity [...]