The Angry Czeck

A 2001 Honda Accord weighs about 2975 lbs. (I looked it up.) I only weigh about half that much. In addition, I’m cursed with inferior upper-body strength.

Conservatives will continue to dismiss global warming because Jesus never mentioned it in the Bible, and Al Gore will continue to tweak his powerpoint for the amusement of the conservationist choir.

I know nothing about Health Care Reform. Nothing! I barely know anything about health care in general, and I admit it. (If being lectured by an idiot offends you, move on to another blog.) I’ve noticed that a big chunk of change is deducted from my paycheck twice a month, and that every year Mrs. [...]

Tiger Woods is addicted to sex. So is actor David Duchovney. And former ESPN analyst Steve Phillips. And Bill Clinton. And Charlie Sheen. And John Edwards. And Mark Sanford They’re all addicted. It’s terrible. Or you could subscribe to a radical theory I’ve formulated just recently. Granted, I’m not a CNN expert and very little [...]

The Who didn’t deserve this! It was like unearthing the bones of Houdini, wrapping him up in a straight jacket, dropping him in the Hudson, and expecting him to leap onto shore a moment later.