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I have no interests outside of subjecting my will upon others, reveling in your failure and bathing in your shame. I also enjoy Scrabble®.

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    Posted on 22 Feb 2013 In: Uncategorized

    A Sermon in Basketball

    My nine-year-old son plays basketball. It’s one of those popular church leagues where somebody delivers a sermon at halftime. Last week, or the week before maybe, the man doing the sermonizing told a moving tale about his good-for-nothing son who wasted his entire college fund getting krunk in Las Vegas. Except, it wasn’t true! Psyche! [...]

    Posted on 20 Feb 2013 In: Uncategorized

    I have my own Academy, y’all

    The Academy Awards is about honoring movies that a bunch of pretentious gas bags find worthy of interest. I know this to be kind-of-true because of all the films nominated this year, I’ve seen one. One! Which is too bad, because I know a lot about movies. Lots. I quote my favorite lines. I cast [...]

    Posted on 10 Jan 2013 In: Uncategorized

    Hollywood Hates You and Your Family

    Hollywood hates you. It doesn’t care about you or your family. To Hollywood, you’re just a chump. A rube. A mark. And The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey is Exhibit A of its shameless guilt. I proclaim this without having even seen The Hobbit, yet I feel Hollywood’s hate oozing from it like puss from an [...]

    Posted on 21 Dec 2012 In: Uncategorized

    Are Video Games Really Killing Us?

    If you have the time and the stomach to play the “campaign” portion of Call of Duty: Black Ops, you’re invited to take part in the torture of a bound and helpless captive. This isn’t a “cut-away” scene where you watch digitally created characters in the game’s story arch perform feats that the play-action simply [...]

    Posted on 19 Dec 2012 In: Uncategorized

    Mr. Fong’s Neighborhood

    I’m not good at having neighbors. I’m not implying that I’m a bad neighbor. Nor am I confessing a dislike for my neighbors. They’re great people! They’re fun to be around. I’m saying I’m not good at adjusting to people living in close proximity. I grew up in a house completely isolated from neighbors. We [...]