If you're not angry, then you're not caring hard enough.
I have a friend who enjoys Superman. I guess he doesn’t know that Superman is a pussy. If nothing could hurt me, I’d be sanctimonous like Superman. I’d stand around with my hands on my hips, too, like Lee Marvin picking up sailors. Mostly, I’d complain that Lois can’t generate enough super-suction to perform a [...]
The first response I get when I express my dim view of cell phones is a horrified expression of disbelief. The same look Moses probably endured when he busted the first copy of the Ten Commandments. “You’re stupid, Harper. Cell phones make things easy. You’re a caveman. You have no testicles.” Wrong. I don’t have [...]
I am moving to Knoxville. Wish me well.