The Angry Czeck

“I don’t know much about the devil, except that he is red.” – Uncle Bob* Two nice teenagers – a boy and a girl – were on their way to the lake. The boy was behind the wheel, carefully navigating the winding country road. Rather bluntly, the girl vocally regrets that she had failed to [...]

If you’ve heard of the Internet, then you’ve probably heard of peopleofwalmart.com. Yeah, sure, it’s awesome. The premise is simple: post pictures of hillbillies who shop at Wal-Mart, write a pithy headline and caption, and then we laugh. An easy formula to execute, but an even easier formula to duplicate. Listen, I loathe Wal-Mart as [...]

I hear things. Wacky, paranoid, hysterical, condescending, insulting things that used to be confined to the homeless guy who tried to shake me down for $4.25. What I hear most is, “We got to take back our country!” This implies that, somehow, our way-of-life has been stolen from our grasps. We’ve been bamboozled! Hoodwinked! Flimflammed! [...]

“I don’t believe it was rape-rape. He went to jail and when they let him out he was like, ‘You know what, this [judge] is going to give me a hundred years in jail. I’m not staying’.” Whoopi GoldbergIdiot Roman Polanski Defender There is no defense for Roman Polanski. The guy is scum. I love [...]

Not long ago, the Arkansas State Red Wolves were the Arkansas State Indians. In those days, the ASU mascot was Running Joe – a caricature that loosely approximated the resemblance of a human being. He was obviously a first-cousin to the Cleveland Indian. For example, Joe’s nose was larger than his feet. His teeth rivaled [...]