The Angry Czeck » Tom Cruise http://angryczeck.com If you're not angry, then you're not caring hard enough. Mon, 16 Aug 2010 20:00:23 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Want to see my new web site? http://angryczeck.com/2009/10/09/want-to-see-my-new-web-site/ http://angryczeck.com/2009/10/09/want-to-see-my-new-web-site/#comments Fri, 09 Oct 2009 11:27:00 +0000 The Angry Czeck http://angryczeck.com/2009/10/09/want-to-see-my-new-web-site/ If you’ve heard of the Internet, then you’ve probably heard of peopleofwalmart.com. Yeah, sure, it’s awesome.

The premise is simple: post pictures of hillbillies who shop at Wal-Mart, write a pithy headline and caption, and then we laugh. An easy formula to execute, but an even easier formula to duplicate.

Listen, I loathe Wal-Mart as much as the next guy. But is it really fair to point out the social miscreants who are just innocently shopping for bargains? He who isn’t guilty of wearing a camouflage tube-top throw the first purple parachute pants.

With that in mind, I present PeopleofTarget.com. (BETA!) Sure, you love Target, because you think it’s special and great even though it kills small business just like Wal-Mart. But just you wait until you see the freaks that shop there! It’s hysterical. (Please note that I shot most of these with my camera phone.)

Pink-O on Aisle 2

Look at the pink shirt on THIS guy! And the “woman” appears to be dragging some kind of circus midget with her. “Excuse me, where does Target keep the genetics cleaner?” Ha!

Man-Boobs Ahoy!

Dude! The barbarians went that way! Oh, and you forgot to wear a t-shirt, Einstein!

Who Died?
“Stop here, Cletus! I need to run get me some tube socks before Pappy’s funeral!”

Oops. I forgot my clothes!
Listen, Ladies, we have a nice selection of Mossimo shirts on clearance. Hint. Hint. Oh, BTW, Pamela Anderson called. She wants her ankle tattoo back.

Two Words: Prell. Plus.
They came out with a new invention: comb. Just run it through your hair and enjoy the magic show!

Bath Time!
Ever wonder why you find toe-nail clippings in the sinks of Target public bathrooms? And it’s no shirt, no service. Oh, wait! You’re in a Target! I forgot.

The Kid is Wearing A Bag
Love the collar on this guy. He has the love-seat to match! Ha!

That’s all I got so far for PeopleofTarget.com. I’m still going to write the Angry Czeck, I guess, but I expect to actually see some revenue from POT. Send pictures if you can. Let’s get me rich together.

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